All Stories published by The Awl on April 10, 2013

We Will Soon Use Mind Control To Make Armies Of Sleepwalking Rats Do Whatever We Want

I can’t wait til I can just think “Okay, rats, bedtime!” and my team of rat slaves will follow my wordless commands to take off my clothes, put on my pajamas, pull down my blankets and tuck me in for a good night’s sleep.

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