by Casey N. Cep
After they dined on Napoleon’s horses, the Parisians ate all the feral cats and stray dogs they…
by Michael Bertin
Congratulations field hockey, you’re the most progressive sport in the whole Olympic program.
That needs some clarification: It’s not the sports themselves under scrutiny here, but the sports’…
“Hoard that Valentine’s Day candy now, because chocolate prices are poised to head higher.” — But what if you want to eat your feelings instead of hoard them? What if you…
- Frank dies.
“Goat No. 11765 spent the last few days of her life foraging on a hillside near Shandon, a pretty town on the central coast of California. On the morning of May 2, 2012, she was placed in a truck and moved to a pen for goats in poor health. A few hours later, a Department of…
by Mark Bibbins, Editor
Sockets You feed yourself frothy maple Greek
mousse whip. Each bite a virgin.
“Yes, I’ve stepped in glass and dog dirt. You learn to scan your surroundings to avoid accidents, but they happen. Your soles are tough, though. The glass was painful, but it didn’t do any real damage. With dog mess, I just wipe my feet on grass and then wash them at a tap.” –A couple…
by Jaime Wolf
[No stars] Snow rippled through the air outside the shades like bedsheets being shaken. Clots of slush…
“Today is the 50th anniversary of Nonesuch Records.”
“Because of an editing error, an article on Thursday about the Ukrainian oligarch Victor Pinchuk, a wealthy backer of Hillary Rodham Clinton, misstated the type of factory that was visited by Geoffrey R. Pyatt, the ambassador to Ukraine. It is a metallurgical mill, not a meteorological mill.”
