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Emotionally investing in animals who are worth seven figures and may one day become…
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With Jurassic World set to hit theaters June 12, the internet has been going pretty crazy reliving the nostalgia of the dinosaur franchise. However, we never expected to find…
“I did a party recently, all the mums in the kitchen smoking. I’m standing with the kids in the front room and I say: ‘Who’s the birthday boy?’ and they say: ‘He’s not here, he is upstairs on his computer.’ I go up to his room and say: ‘Come down, we are going to…
“An issue not entirely decided, according to people briefed on the film’s progress, is how it will handle an N.W.A. concert at Detroit’s Joe Louis Arena in August 1989. In wrapping up a national tour, during which members carried an arsenal of weapons in one tour bus — depicted in the…
“Kids discovering Rush’s music on YouTube can see the same guys live, playing the same material with brio. After all, intergenerational angst is passé — in 2013, MTV president Joe Friedman told Time that Millennials were ‘not rebelling against their parents at all, they’re moving in…
★★★★★ With the sunlight around the edges of the blinds, it was impossible and unnecessary to tell 6 a.m. from…
“Reading one ClickHole piece feels like reading your Facebook feed for an hour. ClickHole is the ultrapure product of a refinery at the end of that Keystone pipeline of crap shared by your uncle, by your pushy co-worker, by that guy you went to high school with. To read ClickHole is to read the institutional…
Here is a winner of the Nobel Prize in Economics explaining the meaning of “derp.”
