The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard of Slavoj Žižek

One weird trick to frustrate the hell out of a Marxist bro

Ask A Swole Woman: Getting Started

Embracing free weights and rest days

Thank Goodness for Sookie St. James

Her weight was never a topic of discussion on “Gilmore Girls.”

Ask A Swole Woman: Eat the Carb

What, how much, and when to eat

Barb Got Boned

“Stranger Things” sure boned Barb.

Everyday Curses

Ill wishes for your most banal needs.

Curses For Valedictorians

You Are Not Allowed To Eat Bananas In Public

You know exactly what will happen if you try.

A Donut Is a Great Deal

Yes, indeed.

Words From Victorian Novels Used to Describe People That Are Terrible at Describing People

How well turned is your chin, when you really think about it?

Taylor Swift YouTube Comments Are a Depressing Pit of Nostalgia and Despair

I miss the old Taylor, straight from Wyo’ Taylor.