Things Donald Trump doesn’t understand

Mr. President, have someone read you this list for some really tremendous learning.

Get settled. It’s a long list.

How to shake hands

Historian confirms comparing Trump to Hitler is unfair to Hitler

Dead Chick

The regrettable loss of my weekend, and a small bird

Donald Trump press conference post mortem

Somewhere in the West Wing

DJT: (grabbing towel from Reince Priebus) I killed it out there. Bigly. Right?

Sean Spicer: You definitely killed it, sir.

Let’s talk about Betsy DeVos. She works for us now.

This is what it sounds like … when doves have the lachrymal equivalent of dry heaves

It’s my birthday

I’ll cry if I want to

Josie Pushes Back

She fights like a girl, and she’ll kick your ass.