Nation shocked as Trump tweets about Hillary

“We never saw this coming,” says entire US

The power of simplicity: How to answer when someone asks why you’re a Democrat

Let’s work on…

Trey Gowdy, innovator of interesting new head shapes, won’t launch own investigation into Russian meddling

Sapiosexual my ass!!

Okay, people — this is officially the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yet another new word, another new…

Is Age 6 Too Young To Become A Stylist And Cut Other Kids’ Hair?

The answer turned out to be Hell Yes.

The Donald Trump doctrine: Bullshit is gold

If you could say and do whatever you want, why wouldn’t you?

Are you president? Me neither. One guy is. And he thinks he’s got it figured out. He may be right.

The Trump Butterfly Effect: Hey Effing Geniuses… How About a Little Help?

Attn. Rick Sanchez of Sector…

Jared Kushner uses voice to land major role in new Muppet movie

My Toddler Ruined A Ball Pit In A Really Crappy Way

Pandemonium ensued.

Crappiest Shopping Experience Ever

When looking for toilets, don’t bring a toddler who’s been holding it in