Introducing No Crime in Rhymin’

mission statement, submission guidelines

An Unfortunate Tale of Two Rabbits

“I want them,” I said happily. These rabbits make my day!”

The Twins’ Chant

a birthday post

Limer…icks

A band aid was stuck to a nun
who’d burned her hand with a glue gun.
The wound was now oozing
but she wasn’t choosing
to with that old…

Awash in Haikus

and yeah, this is gonna get meta

TrumPooning Tunes

Stable Genius sings “If I only had a brain” (I’d know I’m gonna get caught)

No Appetite

a poem

I’m seated at the banquet,
staring at the feast,
napkin askew,
unaware my Dover sole fillets
never…

TrumPooning Tunes

Memorial Day Edition: Trump sings the classic “Up On Bone Spur Creek”

How to Pick-up the Geometry Teacher

Mom, I figured out how to put that math degree to better use

Bodexpress at the Preakness

headline-inspired flash poetry