Ballad of the Ass-Grabbing Champion

a news-inspired verse translation

Just a Puddle

I’m not The One

Pick a poison — 
take a few sips.
Acquire a crayon
to color these lips.
Don a…

I’m Just Not a Dog Person

a cynophobic confessional

At the Zoo

Night after night its the same ol’ scene —

LANGUAGE & POETRY

Comma Drama

a roasting of the Oxford

A Peanut Butter Lover’s Lament

Something’s gone wrong with peanuts. 
The internet won’t tell me why.
The industry must think I’ll never…

MUSICAL SATIRE

♪♫ We Are the Champignons

with apologies to Queen

Not a Poem

a poem

This is not a poem
There’s no ballad burbling here.
No rhyming scheme
No thoughtful theme
No…

Poetry Flash Mob

Just Be Subtle

a call to reaction