Fluff Beneath My Dreams

Sing to the tune of “Wind Beneath My Wings”

From Three Until Six

a verse translation of a poem by Jenő Heltai

“How Did He Solve His Problem With a Toilet?”

…to the tune of “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria?”

POETRY

Don’t Mention the ‘P’ Word

‘P’oetry petrifies me… but I still love writing verse

The Ripping Man

Liz Cheney is ripped, and several documents, too, where is Nicolas Cage to save our…

National Potato Day August 19th

with special thanks to Nutty Walt!

Florida Man House Raided In Fraud And Treason Sting

Florida Man Strikes Again, Will the Allegation…

Sacrifice Another Lamb

Millions, if not billions, of animal sacrifices

Lamentation to Derelict Poets

Listen ye nitwits, dullards, dim bulbs, and brain-dead:
hearken the testimony of one falsely led.
In blithe…

Be On Guard

The devil beams in your face,
with interest, almost genuine,
He’ll want to praise your honour,
even bring forth his medicine.