by Becky Ferreira
1. Which do you find more exciting during a storm — the lightning or the thunder?
You know those days where you wake up and before your feet hit the floor your head is already heavy with dread, the walk to the bathroom is like swimming through warm, flavorless jello and brushing your teeth is a massive undertaking during which your mind is a place…
“Iain’s more conventional literary works were generally delightful, edgy and fully engaged with the world in…
“To study the habits of designated drivers, researchers at the University of Florida in Gainesville went out into the field, spending six nights surveying bar-goers in an unnamed college town in the Southeast…. The researchers found…
What did your ass innovate today?
“On Saturday evening, after serious consideration, I decided to make a little act of protest about something that matters profoundly to me. Before any explanation of…
“The moonwalking Shetland pony who became a worldwide internet sensation has found himself at the centre of a paternity battle.”
“’Crazy’ ants on the march have a taste for everything from livestock to electrical equipment. They are so obnoxious that many residents yearn for the good old days when all they had to fight was red ants that are quickly being wiped out by the crazies. The tiny…
★★★★ The odds on the long-term bet had turned bleak, at nearly the last minute, but now here was the payoff…
“’Socializing’ a cat that’s been living on the streets takes a tremendous amount of commitment, and many are beyond it — as Ludacris says, you can’t turn a ho into a housewife — and there are too many of them for the shelters to take in and let linger.”
“This is an outrage and should be outlawed. “
“Most people assume that, at the very least, excess vitamins can’t do any harm. It turns out, however, that scientists have known for years that large quantities of supplemental vitamins can be quite harmful indeed.”
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You’re a clever sort, resourceful even. And like most of us, you have an old computer hanging about your place. We know those old computers are still good for something — they’re good for getting you a new one…