by EJ Dickson
About ten minutes into The Room, a film that is considered the worst ever made…
I tell you what: Take a good look at this ensemble and if you still can’t bring yourself to conform to the official policy on shorts (they are fine for little boys but comical and embarrassing on grown men) then go make yourself look like a clown with my blessing.
You know those moments in the middle of the night when you wake up with an insatiable thirst caused by an evening of imbibification and you know only a slug of low-alcohol-content liquid will send you back to a serene slumber without causing…
“Bert and Ernie clearly love each other. But does Ernie suck Bert’s cock?”
“There is this business, there’s one newspaper and one news service, they just keep saying, ‘Oh it’s a disproportionate percentage of a particular ethnic group. That may be, but it’s not a disproportionate percentage of those who witnesses and victims…
“If you think about a couple that is trying to cooperate with one another, the man might go along and say, ‘oh sure, honey, this is great, are we almost done?’ whereas the women might say, ‘I’m so glad that you’re happy, but I just want to talk about this…
New Goldfrapp this fall! I am very very excited about this!
