If God Wanted Us To Be Vegans, Why Did He Leave Holes In Vegan Logic?

by Rhys Southan

Why You Want To Kill All Those Idiots In Front Of You

“Modern day life is satisfying our basic needs but in turn is making us angrier, claims a leading psychologist. Dr Sandi Mann from the University of Central Lancashire said that the aggression we once needed for survival, and which is…

Let’s Do This Solstice Up With Witchcraft!

“Let’s Destroy Everything”: A Solstice Party Playlist

Don’t you ever just want to burn down your house and run out into the street screaming, like because of capitalism and people and stuff, and what a terrible week it was? Here, we made a Spotify playlist for you for that’ll help (thanks…

Maine Governor Just Trying To Raise Awareness Of Lube

“No governor has fought more to eradicate domestic violence than Governor LePage. He has zero tolerance for any kind of assault on women. To equate his remark to a ‘rape culture’ goes beyond sensational.”
 — Peter Steele, spokesman for…

After 104 Years, Shiner Is In New York!

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“Legitimate Monkey” Has A Taste For Texas Constabulary

“A monkey, hiding in the back seat of the truck, reached forward as the officer asked for a signature, and attacked his hand, and the camera attached to his glasses caught the whole thing,” is what the news report says in the world we live in now.

7 #GreatReads on Your #Devices

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“The Sony Vaio Duo 11 Ultrabook™ is a hybrid tablet and laptop with an IPS panel that produces beautiful colors and a long lasting battery, making it the ideal device for reading ebooks and magazines, especially magazines with…