68 Words or Less—Portland Trail Blazers

Three thoughts on the Blazers

dame and cj with a butler

1. You have to think aspiring media member CJ McCollum losing scoops to both Damian Lillard and Evan Turner this summer could be another fissure in a locker room already rocked by last year’s playoff mollywhopping.

2. Even the Jamal Crawford-Raymond Felton Blazers were less fraudulent than this current squad is.

3. Damian Lillard raps for the type of people who cast votes for All-NBA teams.

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