68 Words or Less — Phoenix Suns

Hi, my name is Trevor

Let’s say 27 wins. Probably a .500 record in March. Ariza was born old, don’t worry about him or his haggard moods. Devin Booker is Waluigi Klay Thompson with an ass full of napalm. Color scheme still weird. Ayton’s a kid, so let him enjoy the autumn of youth. Kokoškov went to school in Belgrade. That means he will shock you. Josh Jackson is my very young Dad.

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