68 Words or Less — Sacramento Kings

what was once white chocolate is now nothing but despair

When I was 10 years old I went to a Kings game and fell in love with Jason Williams. Since then, they’ve torn out my heart and made life a terrible burden. They’ve made one objectively good lottery pick in 12 years. They have 17 big men on their roster, and one might be good. My grandpa once had a massive coronary after a Kings game. So it goes.

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