68 Words or Less — Charlotte Hornets
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1 min readOct 15, 2018
A spectre that once haunted Europe is now terrorizing the Hornets’ locker room: the spectre of Tony Parker’s weird, diseased penis. Wracked by venereal illnesses last seen in Parisian brothels of the July Monarchy, Parker’s mangled dick has taken up residence this season in the nightmares of Kemba Walker, whose play will undoubtedly be affected by what he calls “a horror that precludes all chance of hope.”
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