68 Word or Less — Minnesota Timberwolves

Action Jaxin’

Captain Ahab got himself a new ship and a lot of his old crew but what he didn’t count on was that this wasn’t just an ordinary ship it was a VANDERPUMP RULES BOOZE CRUISE and Jax Butler is the NUMBER ONE GUY IN THIS GROUP! Sorry, Ahab. The White Whale is on sabbatical anyway. You just wanted to go on a boat.

More NBA previews: Raptors, Sixers, Knicks, Nets, Celtics, Bucks, Pacers, Cavs, Bulls, Pistons, Hornets, Wizards, Heat, Magic, Hawks, Jazz, Nuggets, OKC, Blazers, Wolves, Clippers, Lakers, Suns, Kings, Warriors, Rockets, Spurs, Mavs, Grizzlies, Pelicans