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Trapped in a Tunnel
Editor’s note: Katie is Canadian so while it may seem like this preview has more than 68 words, when taking into account the exchange rate between Canada and the US, this post more than fits under the limit.
There is a small tunnel under the newly completed, Little Caesars Arena, which was devised in brighter times. Stan Van Gundy first got the idea when he knew he was getting sun-tanned superstar, Blake Griffin, and had dreams of putting in some kind of electric mining car system that would pop everyone out directly onto the craps floor at the MGM Grand Detroit after a big win. Once Stan got fired, he rerouted the plans out of spite, so now it spits people out in Windsor, Ontario. No one told José Calderón and he’s been wandering around over there in his warmup gear since the first preseason practice of the year.
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