68 Words or Less — Boston Celtics
A Sexless Coach, a Sexless Team
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1 min readOct 15, 2018
Brad Stevens is a virgin and his style of play is appreciated mostly by people who are scared of the caress of a lover. His Celtics inspire modern sports fans because they are, in no uncertain term, all fucking nerds. Sports used to be for cool guys. It is for dweebs now. If the Stevens Celtics win a title, god forbid, it’s over. The jock will be dead.
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