Growing Your First Beard Is Hard. These Men on the Internet Are Here to Help

It’s not nearly as creepy as it sounds

The Most NSFW Excerpts From the Most NSFW Study of All Time

It’s about butts

99 Percent of Stephen King Movies Are Terrible. These Are the Very Worst

Incepting Alphas: The Scientist Who’s Studying How to Turn Losers Into Winners

At least when it comes to male mice

Is the ‘Irish Goodbye’ Right for You?

A guide to everyone’s favorite exit strategy

What Can Be Done About the Office Farter?

Most of us work more than we live, which is to say we spend considerably more time at…

The Guy Who Scores Your Favorite Disney Movies Is Subversive as Hell

There’s way more to Randy Newman…

The New ‘Death Wish’ Trailer Is the Most Tone-Deaf Thing Ever

So naturally, it’s already ignited its own culture-war debate

A Conversation With One of the Few Men in Young Adult Fiction

Doctors Want to Replace Medical Stitches With… Slug Slime?

And five other things we learned about our bodies this week