All Stories published by The Awl on March 18, 2011

Jim Jones, “Perfect Day”

Speaking of Lou Reed, when I first saw the title of Jim Jones’ new song, I fervently hoped he might be covering the symphonically depressing classic Danny Boyle used so effectively to soundtrack the overdose scene in Trainspotting. It turns out that the truth is even more odd than one…


The Earlier You Drink, The Earlier You Figure Out Why Drinking Is Awesome

Science, you say this like it’s a bad thing: “The earlier people first begin drinking, the greater their chances of using alcohol as a coping technique to deal with stress later in life, a new study finds.”


Bears Will Be Bears

That is some headline: “Wildlife officials: Bears will be hungry in spring.” Sadly, this article is so focused on the pressing issue of bears awakening from hibernation with a hearty appetite that it fails to inform of the location in which the bears perform their defecatory routines, but I’m…

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