by Anonymous Former Employees of the New York Press
“1921 Upon learning that President Calvin Coolidge had been out of Washington on vacation in Marion, Ohio, for a week, Dorothy Parker’s less clever sister is reported to have remarked, ‘How could they tell?’” — Since everyone is FREAKING OUT about…
by Paul Carr
“He’s the anchor baby of an activist Arab muslim who came to the U.S. on a student visa and had a child out of wedlock. He’s a non-Christian, arugula-eating, drug-using follower of unabashedly old-fashioned liberal teachings from the hippies and folk music stars of the 60s.” —…
by David Roth and David Raposa
Here is the most dramatic quote you will read in the newspaper today, from the organizer of a summer camp for girls that teaches them how awesome “manufacturing” is: “Not letting your children learn the hands-on component of the theory of science is…
