Why Yoga Can Be So Irritating (Although You Should Go Anyway!)

Who’s Going to Die of Hurricanes This Weekend? Maybe You!

Family Felidae, In Order

42. Flat-headed cat
 41. Wild cat
 40. Jungle cat
 39. Domestic cat
 38. Pallas’s cat
 37. Chinese mountain cat
 36. Rusty-spotted cat
 35. Bay cat
 34. Bobcat
 33. Jaguarundi
 32. African golden cat
 31. Asian golden cat
 30. Leopard cat
 29. Serval

A Glossary Of Scientific Terms As Compiled By The GOP Candidates

by Claire Zulkey

Lil Wayne, “It’s Good”

Emergency! Emergency!

You probably already knew that New York State is now a totally different state, called Of Emergency. Enjoy your emergency powers! They give you the right to steal, cheat on your spouse, block traffic, be mean to babies and make fun of people on the street. IT’S AN EMERGENCY, I HATE YOUR BLOUSE.