by Matthew J.X. Malady
People drop things on the Internet and run all the time. So we have to ask.
Went to the Herald Square DMV this morning at 9:45 to…
by C. D. Hermelin
1. Back in May, at around 2 o’clock in the afternoon, a man stopped me on a busy…
“The way information is doled out in this film is fucking masterful, an absolute clinic in implication and inference — none of the key events that drive the story forward and fuck with the main character occur onscreen — and the math of plotting is…
“As New York’s Cronut craze enters its first winter”
Invisible Child: Dasani’s Homeless Life http://t.co/vnpNilKw5a Why is it that only black & brown parents are described as “dysfunctional”?
— Oneka LaBennett (@OnekaLaBennett)…
“There is no snarkier universe than the Broadway world.”
“Resilient goats delight onlookers after they survive being buried by an avalanche in the French Alps” is the description. You are wondering to yourself, is it possible that such a remarkable story might have been captured on video? I am here to tell you that not only is it possible, it did indeed occur.
★ The darkness made it possible to imagine that the week hadn’t really started yet, and crushing to…
This GIF gallery of hand gestures for critical discourse is good but it lacks the [right hand moving up and down an imaginary shaft to suggest disdain for tedious wankery, a.k.a. “the jerk-off”] motion. Hopefully they will add that soon. [Via]
“David Peterson edited a time-lapse video using photos from the International Space Station publicly available from NASA” is the explanation for this and yes, it sure is mesmerizing, the ineffable majesty of the universe captured and conveyed in the form of a time-lapse video etc. but my question to you is…
If you ever wondered what a combination of Santa Claus and Jabba the Hut would look like you are a sick fuck and here’s a photo.
“Is there anything lonelier and more depressing than watching Roseanne late at night when you can’t sleep?” — This terrible truth was buried in the back of Jonathan van Meter’s recent Julia Louis-Dreyfus…
by John Shankman
Over the next week for a sponsored project on behalf of Byliner, The Billfold’s Mike Dang and our publisher John Shankman will be selecting stories from the Byliner platform and chatting about them.