by Anne Helen Petersen
This profile of my eternal crush object is super out-of-date, and here are the BEST PARTS.
Yeah, I went. Obviously. The Awl has it covered, so I thought we could close-read this…
by Erin Dresch
Wait, why was Clark Gable’s love child with Loretta Young not something we talked about all the time? Can we get a depressing “Scandals of Classic Hollywood” on this?
Advice that would change your life if you took it, but who does?
We’re kind of over writing about having or not having pubes, but “Linda Lovelace had a future vagina!” is worth a clickthrough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66v7gtwRGdM
Mia Farrow as Liesl. Whaaaat? Now picturing Woody Allen as Rolfe. Try it!
Also, Rolfe is apparently pissy in real life, too.
Okay, things have been depressing today (Rita!), but just to really up the ante, there’s a church in Kentucky that’s banning interracial couples.
Once, we had no internet. Then, we had Geocities. Now, we have a Tumblr devoted to The Same Picture of Dave Coulier Every Day.
