“What about cancer? My friends all seem to think that I’m going to get armpit cancer.”
 — One man borrows a thousand dollars from his father-in-law to dabble in the future of underarm technology, and it is one of the most entertaining reads of the week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAI9UenEFKA

With girls whose eyes are this pretty, it’s “small wonder” the judge of this British pretty-eye contest gets “carried away once or twice.” A carried-away gem from the delightful Vintage Fashions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLy4cvRx7Vc

The 18-year-old Japanese model-turned-fake-eyelashes-entrepreneur behind the amazing “Pon Pon Pon” is back with “Tsukematsukeru,” which kicks into high gear around the two-minute mark. The song is…

And the Color of 2012 Is…

Tangerine Tango. “Sophisticated but at the same time dramatic and seductive,” says a Pantone colorwoman…

Today on the Jane Dough, a new site “for women in business with kind of a feminist, mordant edge to it,” per editor Amy Tennery, they’re looking at things people made into Oprahs and are selling on Etsy. (I’d be remiss not to also mention that in an email, Amy used “SIGTEMPOIGTCYFT” as a sign-off. Amazing.)