The Texts Him: “Merry Christmas! :)” B: “Thanks you too, btw who is this?” Him…
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by Diana Vilibert
Four years later, I began looking for a job on Wall Street. I became secretary to a partner in one of Wall Street’s…
“In the shower, Ed stood with his hands at the back of his head, like someone just arrested, while she abused him with a bar of soap. […] “ — Congratulations to David Guterson, whose novel Ed King has been awarded the dreaded/coveted Bad Sex in Fiction award from the…
“They can buy it and say, ‘Here, bitch, I bought you a present.’ ” — The New York Times raises its eyebrows at the “saucy” new (“new”) trend of naming wines “bitch,” “bastard,” and, among others, “stupid asshole” — the last of which has apparently rethought its ways and…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szPipug40kE
This is an audio/visual onslaught, but “he’s going to be delicious, especially when everyone’s drunk and stoned.”
[Via]
Is this a lost portrait of Jane Austen, and if so, what does it mean? Other than: what celebrity should play her in a movie: Heather Matarazzo, Anne Hathaway, or Ryan Gosling?
Oh no I accidentally just Google Image Searched Ryan Gosling. It’s true what they say.
