The Shocker Previews Every NBA Team in 68 Words or Less
We’re trying to be less horny about basketball
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1 min readOct 15, 2018
The NBA is an entertainment product we harvest to a disturbing degree. Our “love for the game” leads to all brands of glory speculation, fan fiction, late capitalism, pre-undergrad humanities psychoanalysis, absurdity, and boners.
We’ve tried to narrow this orgastic kaleidoscope down for you with the brevity of our league-wide season previews. Anyone who reaches a 69th word in any of these previews will be murdered.
EASTERN CONFERENCE
Atlantic
Central
Southeast
WESTERN CONFERENCE
Northwest
Pacific
Southwest
