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Easter penitence, unique posture hacks, a pile of unread books gain sentience, and more.

Hey there!

Did you ever wonder what to bring to your local witch burning event? Or what’s up with “high concept” stores? These ideas, and more, have been explored by new and returning writers these past few weeks. While you enjoy your Cadbury Eggs this weekend, why not catch up on some humor you might have missed?

As always, thanks for reading and supporting JAW and its writers.

Fictional Road Signs to Help You Avoid Life’s Mishaps by Shannon Carpenter

If You Give My Jewish Mother a Phone Call, She’ll Ask You Why You’re Too Busy for Your Own Mother by Lisa Hides

Keep It in the Open or Hide It in the Closet? How to Prepare for Your Crush’s First Visit. by Laura-Liisa Klaas

10 Next-Level Hacks for Perfect Posture at Work by Aarushi Ahuja

What to Bring to Your Local Witch Burning Event by Kristen Stark

Hydrate with EcoHealth Bottled Water, Glacially-Sourced with Naturally Occurring Micro-Plastic Nutrients by Thomas Pease

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For Your Crimes You Have Been Sentenced to a Week of Easter Observance by Caleb Coy

Guessing Your Job Description is Now Part of Your Performance Review by Philip S. Naudus

Is it The New Smoking, The Old Kind, or just Smokin’ Hot? by Julie Kling

Lady Elaine Fairchilde’s Intervention With Herself by S. M. Strand

I, Molly, Am Being Single-Handedly Sabotaged By Climate Change by Maria Garcia

Six Self Help Books That Would Become Bestsellers If Only They Existed by Kyrie Gray

Careers for Kids That Utilize Their Unique and Annoying Strengths by Lisa Hides

I’m Your Pile of Unread Books and It’s Time to Ascend to the Next Level of Consciousness Together by JRR Jokien

You’ve Wandered Into a High Concept Store, Prepare to Be Confused by Luka Bönisch