Will Oldham Sings “The World’s Greatest” And Interviews R. Kelly

The Fake Disunity of Congress at the State of the Union Prom

by Abe Sauer

Government Politely Asks Americans To Not Be Such Fat Fucks

The government has unveiled a novel solution in the war against obesity, suggesting that Americans might be better off if they somehow managed to shove considerably less shit down their ample, gaping maws, and if they made an…

20 People to Follow on Twitter: #20, Emma Gilbey Keller

Throughout the month, we’re counting down our most favorite Twitter accounts, ranging from the infamous to the fake to the most horrific and the most hilarious. Let the games begin!

In Sympathy With Candle Sniffers

Pack of Lies! ‘Daily Mail’ Sexy News Blow-Ups Are Fibs ’n’ Fiction!

Must-Reads: “The AOL Way” (To Create Spam Labor Camps)

Rihanna, “S&M”

A Treasury of Videos of People Falling on Ice

Britons Scandalized By Royal Rubbers

“We set our craftsmen to create these heirloom quality love sheaths. In years to come they’ll…

Local King Wishes to Remain King

“King Abdullah II of Jordan fired his government in a surprise move on Tuesday, in the face of a wave of demands of public accountability sweeping the Arab world and bringing throngs of demonstrators in the streets of Egypt…. Meanwhile, also in response to the mood…

It’s Sunny And Dry This Morning! (J/K)

Snow, sleet and freezing rain: It’s just another day of our endless winter! It is actually not terrible out right now, but there is supposedly some nastiness on the way. What it is, however, is extremely slippery. I took my first fall of 2011 this morning. It’s…