by Josh Fruhlinger
by Thomas Larson
“It’s around the third beer when it hits you. Your bladder feels full and you gotta go — like, now. You head to the restroom, and as you leave, your friend jokes that you’re risking ‘breaking the seal’: You urinate once while drinking and after that, you’ll have to get up every five…
★★★ The first glimpse of dawn was a wash of watery yellow and watery blue, showing which way was east in…
I in no way intend to diminish the burdens of holding the most powerful position in the world, because clearly time takes its toll on the inhabitants of the office, but take a look at a picture of yourself from four or more years ago. You’re not exactly going gracefully, are you?