All stories published by The Awl on January 22, 2013

All Stories published by The Awl on January 22, 2013

Ken Layne in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

What Sinister Forces Murdered All These U.S. Presidents?

The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

In A Bar In West Virginia, Watching Beyoncé Sing

by Brendan Lowe

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

Will God and the Founding Fathers Help Obama Stop Climate Change?

Barack Obama said more about climate change in…

Ken Layne in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

Mad Scientist Seeks Lady To Give Birth To Neanderthal Monster

'Don't you know you're driving your mothers and fathers insane. Let me make it plain. Gotta make way for the Homo Superior.'

Professor George Church of Harvard Medical School…

Alex Balk in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

When Women Look Old

“Women look their oldest at 3.30pm every Wednesday, a study has found, because that is when energy levels plummet, work stress is at a peak and the effects of any weekend late nights finally kick in.” But? There must be a but, right? Ah, yes. “But they reveal Thursday is the day they are most…

Alex Balk in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

Jim Jarmusch Is 60

Indie film icon James R. Jarmusch is 60 today, which means that no matter how young you were when you were the only person in your neighborhood to know about this new guy doing amazing, unconventional things with movies, you are not exactly a kid anymore.

Choire Sicha in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

Tonight! Nothing Is Worth Going Outside

Don’t go outside. Don’t go anywhere. What, are you crazy.

Alex Balk in The Awl

Jan 22, 2013

How Much Of Life Can You Still Blame On High School?

“Today, we also live in an age when our reputation is at the mercy of people we barely know, just as it was back in high school, for the simple reason that we lead much more public, interconnected lives. The prospect of sudden humiliation…