by Matthew J.X. Malady
by Mark Bibbins, Editor
When California Arrives It Lasts All Year
Dreadful sorry and packed for balmy air, I’ve no use for this shudder of adventure, these conspiracy-worn streets puffed with pollen and froth.
“She confidently asserts that the tapes are not faked, and that the vocal range is too broad to be made by a human. She also suggests that Bigfoot individuals have a language, possibly including ‘Sasquatch swear words.’”
“Is it any wonder that virtually all Wall Street ‘professionals’ are habituated sociopaths who lie for a…
Okay, no matter how you feel about Simon Rich, there is no getting around the fact that this is FUNNY. Go forth and chuckle.
“R&B; singer Frank Ocean intends to press charges against bully boy Chris Brown for punching him and starting an all-out brawl outside Westlake Studios in West Hollywood on Sunday…
“Is your ergonomic desk trying to kill you?”
You’re right to be suspicious of all the buzz, but sometimes high praise turns out to be justified; Heartthrob, the new one by Tegan and Sara, is just so so good. Trust your pal Al on this one. Or, you know what? Trust, but verify.
★★ Tiny snowflakes came blowing sideways northward out of a dirty gray morning. They fattened up, and…
If you missed James McNew’s Dump albums the first time around, good news! (Bad news: those dates are Europe-style, so you’re going to have to wait until March and April. It’s worth it!)
