All Stories published by The Hairpin on February 14, 2011

“Dating Tips From Lovestruck Scientists”

To make a guy like you, science encourages you to put on a red dress, turn on loud music, hand him a cup of boiling water, scream into his right ear for a cigarette, scare the shit out of him, and then — and then — act weird.

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