Is Your Name Slutty, Vanessa/Chris?

Here’s a handful of deeply scientific facts about sluttiness and names. I asked my friend Dorothy…

Mice who lost their fur from stress (“where’s my cheeese?!?”) were able to grow it back, and keep it, with help from a new chemical compound. What this means for you and your hair remains unclear, although little stressed-out mice everywhere are very relieved.

Drawer Handles for the Lonely

Over on Apartment Therapy, they’re teaching you how to make kitchen and bathroom cabinets that will touch you back.

Highlights From Hairpin.com, a Hair Forum

If you visit Hairpin.com instead of TheHairpin.com you can join a live chat about hair…

Today in Cigarettes

Cigarette socks for $11.99, and cigarette magnets for $15. Or you could just buy some actual cigarettes, which I hear good things about.

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“Having sex is like walking two flights of stairs,” and it also helps us not pee our pants.

Before we drank wine out of big plastic cups, we used the tops of other people’s heads.

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The average American only drinks 31 glasses of wine per year? So that means if you consume even one glass (or, you know, twelve) of wine per week, you can give yourself a gold star for being “above average”!

You have to believe the medicine is working in order to stop feeling like shit.