All stories published by The Hairpin on March 02, 2011

All Stories published by The Hairpin on March 02, 2011

The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Am I Cheating on My Boyfriend With My Personal Trainer?

by Hallie Haglund

The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Live-blogging 13 Hours of Rabbit Webcam

by Nadia Chaudhury

“This is Nadia — she really likes bunnies.”

That’s how the eight-year-old girl I’ve babysat for years introduces me to her friends, and it’s true. For instance, I maintain my own rabbit site…

Cassie Murdoch in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Put a Lid on It

We’ve all been there: you’re about to put your foot down into a boot, and then suddenly terror strikes when you realize that there could be a snake or a rat or a tarantula lurking down there, just waiting to bite you and probably kill you. So then you have to turn the boot over and shake it to make…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Try to Beat My Exceptional Face-Recognition Score (Or Don’t, Because You Almost Can’t)

The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Things Facebook Has Suggested to Me Offline

by Arianna Stern

Cassie Murdoch in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Young Woman Has a Busy Day Ahead of Her

Tomorrow she’ll be halfway through an ice cream cone when she kicks herself. “I wrote it…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

National Geographic’s Magical Infinite Photo Thing Is Messing With My Head

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Your Husband, Your God

“[P]eople who maintained the most unrealistic view of their better halves were actually the most satisfied with their marriage.” — To know is to hate.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

This Cheerleader’s Hair Is Un-Mess-Uppable

Stunning.

[Via]

Cassie Murdoch in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Excuse Me, Is That a Justin Bieber in Your Hair?

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Think of Your Friend With the Worst Life

In the same way that standing next to an old person makes you look younger, thinking about someone whose life sucks makes you feel better about your own. Mmm … I’m doing it right now!

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Mar 2, 2011

Exercise Is Actually Bad for You, Everyone Has Decided

Just kidding, exercise is so perfect it’s basically Natalie Portman. “Oh, I’m exercise, I went to Harvard, I won an Oscar. I’m also really down-to-earth and try not let my exceptional gifts alienate me from others. Emphasis on try, haha.”