Sexual Roleplay, Gaydar, and “OK, I’ll Bite”

by A Queer Chick

I’m a queer dyke who’s been dating a string of trans men lately, some of whom pass really well in public. It’s nice to know that in queer circles, we’re largely read as queer, but sometimes I get all…

Newman’s Ownly: A Film-and-Food Experience

by Martha Polk

The InBoxtini

The InBoxtini is a drink I made up that’s a regular dirty martini made with five parts Hendrick’s gin, one part dry vermouth, olive…

Tsunami vs. Twilight

“[T]he Vancouver Island beach area in British Columbia where Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart and the rest of the Wolf Pack are filming the Twilight series’ Breaking Dawn has been evacuated. The actors are not believed to be in any danger, but for safety measures they apparently have been…

Prince and Princess Fingernails

In the interest of transitioning away from the horrible thing that’s going on right now in the stupidest…

Why Won’t The Room Stop Spinning?

Watching the News for the Rest of the Day

How Things Fall Apart

Smiling Sports Fan Opens a Fleeting Portal to Hell

Store Is Invited to Come Over Later

Store, what are you doing after work? I’m going to a thing if you want to come. Or if the thing…

It’s About the Time I Got A Black Fly in My Chardonnay

“I’m in the middle of writing a book that is part psychology, part philosophy, part spirituality, part Q&A, part prose, part art…and is not a memoir.” — Alanis Morissette is in the middle of writing a book.