It’s spring, that magical time when we all dump our winter boyfriends and start heading…
by A Married Dude
by A Pigeon
“I wanted to know what she thought about my work, and, since she’s a preacher, if she thought it clashed with our religion at all.” — A sex worker interviews her mother about her job.
Earlier today, a pigeon joined us.
Death no longer has to come between you and your crush.
The Beginner’s Guide…
Someone made a handy guide to average penis sizes around the world. Ladies, I hear the weather in Bolivia is lovely this time of year! (Sorry, China…)
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Ooh, these pretty new lip products — from a synthetic-, paraben-, and sulfate-free new…
In case your vagina was too hot, Jockey is now making StayCool underwear to keep it three degrees colder than it normally is. I don’t know. I’m going back to bed. My laptop is resting near the window, though, so little birds can take over for the rest of the day if they want.
“The Rhode Island woman thought something seemed odd when her husband, whom she married in 2004 after the two had met about a year earlier online, defriended her on Facebook.” — It is odd to be defriended by your husband. It’s even more odd when he defriends you…
-A Lady answered our questions about peach fuzz and terrible friends, A Dude…
“Minuscule amounts of radioactive particles believed to have come from Japan’s Fukushima nuclear power plant have been detected on the U.S. west coast.” — La la la la la, I can’t heeeear you. (Seriously, it’s nothing to freak out about. The levels are too low to be dangerous, and besides a…
