Probiotic yogurt might help with anxiety, somehow, although “I don’t want people eating the probiotic yogurt (or people MARKETING the probiotic yogurt), and wondering why they are still depressed.” But then again, yogurt does everything.

We Need to Talk About Bones Again

Brief recap.

Whoa. Here’s a skinny 17-year-old redhead with a low voice, high hair, and an affectingly tough-yet-vulnerable face. (Pitchfork has a free MP3.)

“We are all secretly in love with Jeff Goldblum.”
 — Esquire learns 20 new facts about women.

This is great if you love Wilco and hate the Black Eyed Peas, or if you love the Black Eyed Peas and hate Wilco. Or if you just miss Uncle Tupelo and want Jeff Tweedy and Jay Farrar to patch their shit up.

What DOES clitoral stimulation do to our brains, Science? And what about…rat brains?

Side note: does your family say “cli-TORR-is” or “clit-err-is”? Or, in the event your family rarely brings up everyone’s favourite tiny organ, what do YOU say?

Do you know about the website CaptchArt? Here’s umbral formule.

She was a child Juggalette.