All stories published by The Hairpin on September 26, 2011

All Stories published by The Hairpin on September 26, 2011

The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

The Rules of Oktoberfest

by Kelly D.

The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Making the Best of an Awkward Text, or Why Do You Still Have My Number?

by Angie Venezia

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

The Magic of Long Hair

Did we find love because we grew up, got real and worked through our issues? No. We just found the right guys. We found…

The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Advice From La Petite Coquette Lingerie Boutique, Manhattan

by Thyra Heder

Thyra Heder is an illustrator who lives in Brooklyn and loves staring at people.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Is Your Burberry Candle Ruining Your Life?

Lanvin … playing cards, and 13 other heartbreaking ways to own big-money brands for $100 or less.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Ask a 19th-Century Lady to Draw a Map of a Woman’s Heart

The largest regions, Love of Admiration, Love of Dress, and…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

The Capri Sun Pouch Grows Up

“8 Funky New Ways to Package Wine.”

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

A History of Getting Through the Day

Guess which self-improvement method this excellent article “Eat, Smoke, Meditate” endorses? (It’s been out since last week, so it might be old news, but if you missed it, it’s the key to happiness.) Also, how was your sit?

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Björk’s “Moon” Video

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Nicki Minaj’s Fried Chicken Necklace

Nicki Minaj wore a piece of fried chicken as a necklace in Las Vegas last weekend. Pink Fri[day]ed Chicken? I don’t know; it’s amazing.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Hungry Piranhas on Foot-Eating Rampage

“Since they have no predators, piranhas have started attacking people on the beach.”
— A Brazilian environmental expert explains why piranhas bit 100 Brazilian people’s feet last weekend. It remains to be seen whether putting more tilapia in the water — their chosen antidote — will prove effective.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

R.I.P. UARS

“Because we don’t know where the re-entry point actually was, we don’t know where the debris field might be. We may never know.”
— A…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Crest Whitestrips, the Movie

“The hundred-per-cent-perfect-looking female is perfect in every way except that she constantly bonks her head on things. She trips and falls and spills soup on her affable date (Josh Lucas. Is that his name? I know it’s two first names. Josh George? Brad Mike? Fred Tom? Yes…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Sep 26, 2011

Save the Date, Portland: October 2

From your cohost, dokuchan: “This meetup sponsored by Portland ‘pin commenters dracula’s ghost…

September 23, 2011

September 27, 2011