Skank Boot Evokes Rage

I can’t deal. It’s fall 2009 and what they’ve predicted has all come true. I’ve seen ’em. They’ve officially descended upon us like the vinyl-clad seat of a dominatrix who mistakenly thinks we want our faces suffocated. They’re everywhere. On the street. On public transportation. The…

Madonna, Iggy Pop, the Sexual Revolution and Islam

“Just look at these young people. They are burning up with passion. They have such a lust for life, and yet they are so inhibited. People in the Middle East are poets, writing poetry from morning to night, and what do they write poetry about…

Asteroid-Hunting Arctic Hovercraft Just Not As Cool As It Should Be

Despite having no frame of reference for things that hover other than sci-fi vehicles like skateboards in Back in to the Future II, Jesus, I did think the Griffon Hovercraft that’s traversing the Arctic for…

Australian Passenger Was Not Sucking That Guy’s Dick

“It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my girls were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something and he’d already paid me. But $5…

Golf Carts as Effective as Ice Floes for Dispatching Olds

GOP Totally Down With The Kids On The Internet

Andrew Ross Sorkin, Constrained by Deathly Boring Newspaper, Just Doesn’t Know What To Think

On Thursday, Goldman Sachs will release its 3rd quarter results. Obviously, they will be good, since anyone in the financial world on any level has seen massive income this…

Australia Running Out Of Groups To Insult

Know Where The Posse Has Been

It Will Be Hard To Find A Pullquote In This Review Of ‘Chronic City’

Ouch: “tedious, overstuffed;” “a lot of pompous hot air;” “pretentiously — and clumsily;” “insipid, cartoon;” “a strangely detached and lackadaisical production that sorely tries the reader’s patience;” “annoying…