What’s new in Jersey Mayhem? Oh, “Police: Keansburg woman threw storm door window pane at officer.” That’s interesting. The Asbury Park Press reports that, while resisting arrest on an outstanding warrant, 42-year-old Valerie L. Wiggs attacked…

Hey, you think the economy is bad or something?

You know what the Coen Brothers don’t get? Jews!

With the exception of Barton Fink, the brothers have peopled their off-kilter productions with goyim of the windswept American interior, constructing wonderfully absurd, dark and surreal tales with a…

Layoffs at Vanity Fair have been ongoing since yesterday-they’re not centralized, which means that editor Graydon Carter need not be present. And that’s handy, as the rumor that Carter was on a private plane is indeed said by staffers to be true. Well…

Now this is how it’s done, kids! “Blogging will be relatively light for the next six days as the Key West Business Guild is bringing me down on a press junket to cover Fantasy Fest…. Full disclosure: The Guild is paying for our airfare, lodging, meals, excursions-the…

We knew there were plenty of racist human costumes for Halloween but we did not know about the animals. BUT, BUT, BUT-THESE DOGS ARE EPISCOPALIAN!

You know who is not a palatable candidate for President in 2012? Roger Ailes. The Fox News honcho, who has an “aggessive, winning personality” according to Politico [sic], has neither of those three things. He is basically the Giuliani who swears more. I really hope he runs!

Pie-throwing comedian Soupy Sales has died. In his honor, please go into your parents’ wallets, find plastic cards with letters and numbers on them, and email the information to the Awl.

Adult male brags about doing cocaine on a dare in same room as President Obama.

How did we miss the story about the airplane pilots that blew right on by Minneapolis? (Or were getting blown.) Ignoring radio contact from the ground for an hour? Like, the pilots could have ended up anywhere, if a flight attendant didn’t call up and be…