by Julie Klausner and Natasha Vargas-Cooper
by Carrie Battan
If a guy takes you out on a first date, Facebook friend him as soon as you get home. Then, when he accepts, immediately request to be “In a Relationship” with him. Quickly message him asking him why HE relationship-requested YOU and…
by Liz Colville
New York’s Nitsuh Abebe annotates the video of Henry Rollins offending hipsters in a record store so that you don’t have to actually watch it (ever/ever again), because oof, aaahhh, eek, argh!
by Awl Staff
The BBC challenges you to distinguish fake smiles from real ones in a 20-smile lineup that starts creepy and then gets adorable and then gets a little creepy again. I scored a six, because I am a moron, apparently. Also, hello to person No. 13!
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Bristol Palin’s so fat the Dancing With the Stars stage is covered with indented footprints where she danced!
Bristol Palin’s so fat she thought her costume was a costume for a doll!
Good news: Soon you can find out whether you and people whose pee you have access to are infected with chlamydia and other STDs using only your smartphone. Just pee on a thing, plug it into your phone, and new software will tell you what diseases you’ve picked up. Then…
A guy was burning photographs of his ex-girlfriend (normal! Happened on Friends!) when he accidentally destroyed part of his house. Apparently he was trying to tell his current girlfriend, “See, look…
dncr35 — Rockville HS, Maryland: If someone continues to drink non stop for 3 days or longer, what are the chances of alcohol poisoning or death?
Aaaron White: Well, this depends on how much they drink during each of those days. If they have…
Did anyone else not watch Conan last night? I didn’t. And don’t plan to! Conan O’Brien’s very funny, though, so I understand why people would/did/will watch regularly. But it seems like some of the frantic Conanism is a little reflexive/lemming-y at this point. Because…
An Italian man was allowed to get his marriage annulled because his wife had talked about maybe possibly cheating on him or having an open marriage, but had never acted on any of her ideas. The country’s highest appeals court agreed…
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More news in cell-phonery: Teenagers who text more than 120 times a day somehow also find the time to have more sex, drink more booze, do more drugs, and get in more fights than their untexting, untexted peers. Aw. Perhaps a Big Brother/Big Sister pen-pal-type thing is needed.
Obviously, many of the coffee drinks on offer in this country are full of fat and sugar and are bad for you, partly because cancer eats sugar, but there are also other reasons in case that one isn’t enough. The Daily…
