All stories published by The Hairpin on January 20, 2011

All Stories published by The Hairpin on January 20, 2011

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Jan 20, 2011

Bra Shopping for Busty Women in Denial

by Allie Pape

The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

A Comprehensive Guide to Housecats

by Liz Colville

The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Outdated Beauty Advice: Hate Yourself Pretty

by Bonnie Downing

The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Imaginary Lines From an Imaginary 9/11 Sex and the City Episode

by Lauren Bans

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Recapping the First Episode of Genuine Ken: The Search for the Great American Boyfriend

In retrospect I should not have done this, but here we go: The search for the great American boyfriend is on.

The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Anti-Suffrage Ad From 1915 Is Sad

by Liz Colville

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Jan 20, 2011

That Phony Bitch Debbie Is About to Steal Your Promotion

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Jan 20, 2011

Piers Morgan’s Condoleezza Rice Interview Was Rough

by Liz Colville

Condi! Piers! Piers Morgan is like the British talent show equivalent of David Hasselhoff. Actually, no, he used to be a tabloid journalist. But anyway, he has just taken over from Larry King at CNN…

The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Finding Oneself in the Missing Persons Register

by Liz Colville

A woman who was abducted from a New York hospital in 1987 when she was three weeks old has been reunited with her mother. Carlina White had an inkling growing up that her “parents” might actually be baby…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

The o.b. Tampocalypse

Johnson & Johnson still won’t explain where all the o.b. tampons have gone, beyond admitting that o.b. Ultra has been…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

“Simple Conversation” Your Best Defense Against Memory Loss

Try to talk to people.

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Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Models Barely Realize They’re Covered in 200,000 Mating Bugs

It’s OK, though, because I’ve made up for their inappropriate calmness by tearing most of the skin off my face.

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Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

Seven-Second Cat Video Also a Representation of the Human Experience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TuwN0DmNeU

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Jan 20, 2011

Williamsburg-Themed Camels Doing Well

by Liz Colville

R.J. Reynolds’ Williamsburg, Brooklyn-themed Camel cigarette packs recently hit shelves, and they’re reportedly selling out quickly. One deli employee told the Brooklyn Paper, “I smoke Marlboro, but whenever I see the…

The Hairpin

Jan 20, 2011

How to Get the Plague

by Liz Colville

January 19, 2011

January 21, 2011