by A Dude
Is anything to be gleaned from the fact that my boyfriend never tries to have sex with me in the morning? Never a morning boner that he wants to do…
by Megan K. Collins
by Blanca Mendez
by Liz Colville
I found the sentence we’ve been looking for:
An hour of pushing a mop across the floor and wringing it out in a bucket works off 238 calories, the equivalent of a chocolate bar or two small glasses of wine.
me: this is out of control: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/baby-dolphin-meets-baby-penguin Liz: omg he looks positively edible Liz: sorry, thought it was a swordfish Liz: awww sorry
Companies including Kellogg’s have apparently been saying that their blueberry-containing products contain real blueberries (because, hello, why would you lie, company that feeds millions of us every day, don’t answer…
“I follow people on Twitter who write funnier lines than most of the ones in this script.” [Via]