All stories published by The Hairpin on January 28, 2011

All Stories published by The Hairpin on January 28, 2011

The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Sexual Dominance, Virginity, and Do Vaginas Taste Like Pennies?

by A Dude

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

P. Diddy Owes Someone More Than 100 Zillion Dollars

1 response

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

How to Make Dark Chocolate as a Snack

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Overheard One Time Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven Hung Out

Piven:”I think I must be an 18-year-old girl because we got…

The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

The Best Thing I Said in My Sleep

by The Hairpin

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

The Mermaid Oyster Bed of Terror

“And here’s the guest room, where you’ll be staying.”
“Oh my god, the bed! That’s insane, I love it…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Pad to Be Perfect

How much butt padding does everyone have on under their clothes today? You can say.

[Via]

The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Inside MAC’s Wonder Woman Makeup Launch

by Layla Schlack

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Go Have Sex

Did you get laid this morning? If not, you’re doing a disservice to your hair and also immune system.

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

“I’m Accepting That My Future Girlfriend Will Annoy Me Often”

Rich! Rich, are you watching TV? What is that, football? What’re the teams? Who’s winning? Rich, is your team winning? Are they the ones in the pants? Oh I guess they’ve all got those pants. Do you need anything? I’m gonna…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Abortions, Babies, and Mental Health

“Having an abortion does not increase the risk of mental health problems, but having a baby does.” — Is your child too young to understand the jokes you’re now crafting at its expense?

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Feeling Like a Ballerina, Huh, With These Saddlebags, Right? Go

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

How Was Your Sit Today?

If you’re too lazy to stand up or talk to people, there’s still hope:

[R]esearchers report…

Edith Zimmerman in The Hairpin

Jan 28, 2011

Sexual Dominance, Virginity, and Do Vaginas Taste Like Pennies?

P. Diddy Owes Someone More Than 100 Zillion Dollars

How to Make Dark Chocolate as a Snack

Overheard One Time Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Piven Hung Out

The Best Thing I Said in My Sleep

The Mermaid Oyster Bed of Terror

Pad to Be Perfect

Inside MAC’s Wonder Woman Makeup Launch

Go Have Sex

“I’m Accepting That My Future Girlfriend Will Annoy Me Often”

Abortions, Babies, and Mental Health

Feeling Like a Ballerina, Huh, With These Saddlebags, Right? Go

How Was Your Sit Today?

Why the Seahorse Looking All Crazy?

Open Always But Always Til 4 a.m.

The Week of January 24–28