Elizabeth Holmes Shares Her Last-Minute Halloween Costume Ideas

Trick or treat, John Carreyou!

An Open Letter To Christians Who Appropriate Jewish Christmas

The Little Red Hen Writes Christmas Cards

One day, near the end of the year, the Little Red Hen began receiving a lot of mail…

Enough is Enough: An Open Letter From the Newly Formed American Federation of Inflatables

Dos and Don’ts For Getting Through Your MAGA Family’s 4th of July Barbecue With Minimal Rage

I’m the Air Mattress You’re Sleeping on for the Holidays, and It’s Time for Your Reckoning

Yes, These Are Reindeer Antlers on My Car. No, I Do Not Want To Delve Into Santa Mythology With You, Strange Man in…

I’m Smokey the Bear and I’m a Q-Anon Supporter Now

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