An Open Letter To Christians Who Appropriate Jewish Christmas

The Little Red Hen Writes Christmas Cards

One day, near the end of the year, the Little Red Hen began receiving a lot of mail…

Enough is Enough: An Open Letter From the Newly Formed American Federation of Inflatables

I’m the Air Mattress You’re Sleeping on for the Holidays, and It’s Time for Your Reckoning

Yes, These Are Reindeer Antlers on My Car. No, I Do Not Want To Delve Into Santa Mythology With You, Strange Man in…

Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Addresses Inspiration Porn and Other Problematic Plotlines

In Lieu of A Family Christmas Card, Please Enjoy Our Christmas TikTok

Tis the season to be trending!

Last Minute Holiday Cards For 2021

In lieu of holiday cards this year, please enjoy one of the…

An Open Letter from an Ugly Christmas Sweater

I can’t believe I have to spell this out for you, but it’s actually really rude…