All Stories published by The Awl on May 26, 2009

The Green Green Grass Of Home Is Actually Vomit

We had already taken off for the weekend when this link landed in our inbox on Friday, but our laziness should be no reason for you to miss Polish photographer Maciej Dakowicz’s incredible series of photos of nightlife in Cardiff, Wales. It’s nice…


Domestic Cats: 10,000 Years Old And Totally Mesopotamian

House mice come from India; tame cats come from Iraq-about 10,000 years ago. And in case you were wondering why cats weren’t as overbred as dogs? Actual scientists claim it’s because cats “lack any inclination for performing most tasks that would be useful to humans.” Stupid scientists.


Oxford Poetry Sex Scandal!

Scandal in the world of British academia, as “Ruth Padel, the first woman elected Oxford’s professor of poetry, has resigned following claims she tipped off journalists about allegations that her chief rival for the post, Derek Walcott, had sexually harassed students.” The move…


Buffy: The Next Generation

Question: If a new Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie features none of the characters fans associate with the title and doesn’t even involve movie/series/comic creator Joss Whedon, can it be considered a real Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie? I don’t know! Because I HAVE A LIFE.


Obama’s Supreme Pick: Sonia Sotomayor

Obama’s Supreme Court nominee: it’s Sonia Sotomayor. And here is what you can look forward to: “A cottage industry-literally an industry, given the sums of money raised and spent-now exists in which the far left and right either brutalize or lionize the…


World Economy Propped Up By Naked Carla Bruni Photos

Yet another topless photo of French first lady Carla Bruni is up for auction. This one was taken by photographer Pamela Hanson in 1994, and is titled “Carla Bruni in bed.” A source close to Nicolas Sarkozy says the French president “has…


The News Is Its Delivery Vehicle

As a sort of appendix to thoughts about the New York Times and Carlos Slim, there are also these excellent thoughts about what makes a tabloid newspaper a news operation. A news product is, in many ways, made of its own delivery vehicle-and this is a point that’s obvious…


English Voters Will Polite You To Death

The bewildered unfortunate you see here is Andrew Mackay, a British MP caught up in that country’s ongoing expenses scandal. Since apparently I am the only one on this site interested in the story, I’ll spare you the embedded 20-minute video, but if you want…


Monsters Nuke Financial Markets!

Giant lizard attacks! North Korea nuclear tests (and subsequent proliferation)! Continuing turmoil in housing markets and a new “normal” of higher unemployment! Ben Stiller beating Christian Bale at the box office! I hope everyone enjoyed their long weekends, because it looks like TOTAL DISASTER from here on out!

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