Real America: The Great American Teen SUV Death Race

by Abe Sauer

My first car was a 1980 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. And yes, I am as shocked as anyone when I see that these things are now pimped out and are considered, no kidding, “cool.” I got the car with…

Tips For Aspiring Juggalos

Nora Ephron Owns New York

Last night’s Sony screening of “Julie and Julia,” at the Lincoln Square movie theater, was bananas. It was more like a Woody Allen opening on the Upper West Side, and you know what that is like. People were waiting downstairs in an extraordinary wrap-around-the-lobby-press-line-poor…

Everything Old Is New Again at ‘Sex and the City 2’ Casting (Except the Louboutins)

Reports a lady reader! “I just happened down 18th street, between 6th and 7th, where there is the casting call for the next ‘Sex in the City.’ Very motley assortment of ladies, big…

SchoolDefender™ Will Keep All Children Free From Molestation

Bill Clinton Rescues North Korean Prisoners

The breaking news out everywhere now is that Bill Clinton has succeeded in obtaining…

New Chris Rock Documentary “Good Hair”

Here’s the trailer for Chris Rock’s forthcoming documentary on African-American hair culture. It looks pretty good!

Starbucks Efficiency Expert

Starbucks is getting some assistance in its attempt to streamline processes: “To help her understand how work can be done more efficiently, Kim Landreth, a member of the lean team, brought a Mr. Potato Head to Ms. Jordan’s store and sprinkled the ears, nose, lips and other…